This is one of my favorite childhood stories.
WHAT THE FUCK
I loved these books
these were the shit
Even the cat is like “WTF???”
Can you imagine if it came loose during sex though?
Sheesh, you gotta warn a guy about shit like that. Like, Hey, I need this magical fucking ribbon to keep my head attached to my shoulders, so… yeah… when we’re going at it, just… be mindful k???
Communication!!! It’s the foundation of every good relationship!